Only Crayons Tee | Funny Adult Humor Shirt

Some coloring supplies are strictly for grown-ups.

Only Crayons takes a ridiculous adult-humor joke and turns it into a bold graphic tee, pairing a cheeky blue crayon character with oversized lettering for a design that’s impossible to misread.

It’s playful, crude, and intentionally over-the-top without needing much explanation. Perfect for anyone who likes innuendo, irreverent humor, and shirts that get a double take before the joke lands.

Made for fans of adult humor, novelty tees, absurd designs, and anyone who thinks crayons deserve a little more personality.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for durable comfort
• Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for cleaner look and long-lasting wear
• Available S–4XL and in 58 colorways; sewn-in label and Made in Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean