Welcome To The Pines Tee | Vintage Folk Horror Shirt

Step past the sign and into The Pines.

Inspired by the eerie imagery of the old folk song Where Did You Sleep Last Night, this design turns the lyric into a worn roadside-style welcome sign, complete with a watchful crow, moonlit pine trees, and the line “Where the sun don’t ever shine.”

The distressed wood, faded colors, and vintage campground look give it the feel of a place you probably shouldn’t be visiting after dark. It’s quiet, strange, and just unsettling enough to make the design feel like it has a story behind it.

A good fit for fans of folk horror, old songs, creepy forests, and shirts that feel like souvenirs from somewhere that may not actually exist.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for durable comfort
• Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for cleaner look and long-lasting wear
• Available S–4XL and in 58 colorways; sewn-in label and Made in Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean