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Read the Terms & Conditions Tee | Tech Privacy Dark Humor T-Shirt
$27.99 USD
You clicked “agree.” You probably shouldn’t have.
Read the Terms & Conditions — We’re Screwed turns everyday digital consent into a full-blown privacy nightmare, complete with endless fine print, watching eyes, invasive permissions, and one extremely unfortunate user realizing what they just signed away.
Darkly funny, slightly paranoid, and probably closer to reality than anyone would like, it’s for anyone who has ever accepted the terms without reading a single word.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for cleaner look and long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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